April 1, 2022: Update

Sitting here at Starbucks, ready to publish my Wordle streak when I realized I haven’t said nearly enough about a few important Facebook topics:

1. Everyone should back off Ed Litton. Plagiarism is not that big a deal.

2. Disney may have made some missteps, but my deep nostalgia for the Little Mermaid means my kids will be watching Disney+ and heading to the parks as often as possible.

3. Tucker Carlson is smarter than everyone else in America and if he thinks there are reasons for what Putin is doing, his sources in the Kremlin should be trusted.

4. If you need a solid investment, get into meme stocks! Most of us are smart enough to use message boards to smash hedge funds and pay for the right systems to show us which crypto coins and forex trading will make us rich without working, which is the true American dream.

5. It is about time we trust the media more. From time to time they make some mistakes like with Hunter Biden’s laptop, but overall they are unbiased and fair professionals who are just trying to get the truth out there.

6. Politicians are not to blame for any of our problems. In November vote for whoever you want, but inflation has some upside, and it definitely isn’t one party that is presiding over repetitive failure and lying to us while trying to control our lives, it s well meaning folks who see all the good government can do if we just let it run our lives.

7. Parents if you are like me, you are a bit out of touch with current music, television and movies, your kids are not well coached and tutored in all the sports and are not even exceptional video gamers. It’s time to change all that. When you are on your deathbed, you will want to make sure your child spent as much time as possible being molded into being the coolest and best as defined by Instagram. Don’t worry about family devotional time, and structure your life instead around important experiences like more vacations and keeping your kids clothes and shoes on trend. You wouldn’t want them to look like they are on a narrow road or anything.

I am glad I got all this off my chest! Time to power down my MacBook Pro and see if I can find some intolerant and uncaring people in person to remind of the importance of getting their 5th shot.